Christmas Movies

Die Hard:

Shooting.

In a building.

Are You Saying All British People Look The Same?

 "No, they're just all related."

Enrico? Federico?

"Co&Co Cola, the official soft drink of the interchangeable Italians in your life."

Pitch Black

 “Shut up..! A man is thinking!”

1-Ply

"I'm just the toilet paper to clean gross assholes.  Too bad I'm like 1-ply.  So someone will also get shit on."

Not Having Babies

 "Shut this construction site down.  This is now a playground only.  Don't worry about the foundations, we'll just turn it into a skate park.  People can do flips and shit on it.  It'll be great.  but the important thing is that these are union workers, send them home now. It's over, girls."

Your Favourite Movie

 "To use computer terms, I don't cache these answers."

Like A Married Couple

 ".. That you get me well, and also tolerate me.  There's a deepness and a richness to that. [long pause] You told me what I wanted to hear."

The Adventures of Sailor Link

 "Every pixel is a butt."

The Nicest Thing Anyone's Ever Said To Me

 "You're so funny.... Sometimes."

Dropping Hints

 “I wouldn’t mind being know as the girl who pegged a guy... Especially if that guy is you!”

The “Talk” (2020 Edition)

 “Timmy, sit down, we need to have a talk. It’s about coronavirus.. Are you... socially active?”

“Ugh, Mooooommmm!”

“I just want to know! We need to have a talk about masks!”

The Old Guard

“Maybe she’s born with it.”

“Maybe it’s Maybelline.”

I Like Her Interests

 “I have no problem with any of these.”

Total Recall

"Wow, this film has a lot of boss fights."

Pre-Like

"Smashing that like button was like trying to VHS record a music video in the 90s."

Starship Troopers

"I'm really invested in these two not boning."

Check It In

"my brain is loopy today... i was ordering online take out at Tender Greens and in the comment section i wrote 'new anim'"

Stocks

"I hate the stock market.  Makes me shit solid blood."

Warzone

“You had me at Bone Zone.”

Getting Old

"There's some good things about being old.  Like tickling your own memories."

GoldenEye

MS:  How deep into GoldenEye did you get?
SF:  It's why I didn't talk to girls.  It kept me from having sex.  I was that into it.

Creeps

"I feel like I'm normal and tolerable."

Poop Sauce

MS:  Is poop sauce like, the fist part of your poop is solid, then all the loose comes out after?
HY:  It could be that, or the inverse.  Saucy then solid. Rare occurrence though.  But it happens.

COVID

CO: Anyone ever notice the Coronavirus tool on the Anim Shelf?
FJ: It's a handy scale tool actually. Try it out for scaling up/down the curves in the Graph Editor.
CO: Can it flatten the curve though?

Looking for Feedback

"If you wanna tell me how other moves are also shit, let me know, thanks!"

Okta Codes

"When the okta code is about to expire and you know you could just wait for the next one... But yOu hAve To Try and PunCh it In QuIcK beFore TimE rUns Out!"

Summons

"He won't be able to shit on it because the surface will be too slick."