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"Punch an animator in the face: $50" Designers and producers will queue up for a miles.

Living The Dream

"I just want to abuse myself and be abused by others while having health insurance good enough to ensure my life of suffering is as long as possible."

I Can't Wait Until I Grow Up

"We can be kids because we're adults!"

Make Game Better

"I can do anything... But it's impossible."

Need More Unicorns

"Marketing has concluded we need 40% more unicorns."

"I can't give you a unicorn but if you agree, I won't drown these kittens! Fair trade?"

Games Vs.

"Masturbation is our biggest competition."

Whose Fault Is It?

"What if the bee was in a coma, and I was holding it and you ran into it?  Did I sting you or did the bee sting you?"