Commerical Work

"On one hand you have high turnover, but on the other hand you have high turnover."

Halp

ZD: this will cost you

MS:  NOL

ZD: that isnt a real abbreviation
dont use that
stop it

MS:  FFFULP

You Know When You Get The Sweats?

"Dude I call that sleep grease."

It's Oh So Quiet

"Yeah this is like the office equivalent of waking up with a hangover."

Bumper Dumper

"CSI:  Crap Scene Investigation."

"Hastag Colon Casting."

Slamonella

"Instead of cell matches, they're shell matches."

"He's always cracking skulls."

"He puts all his eggs in one basket."

"His tag-in partner is The Scrambler."

Lite-tu Coin

"He's like 'moon-desu.'"

Enough Socks To Make A Sweater

"You are the Cruella de Vil of socks!"

Good Ol' Concrete

"piss off nature!
i paved you"

So Much Insomniaaaa

"at least your shit isnt on fire haha"

Sneezin's Greetings

"S just gained her infinity cough."

Antibodies Need To Get Fired

no communication within on this body dev team
mucus department is crunching unnecessarily
we're like 1/3 of the way through this production and that department still fucks up pretty often