“Are you sure? What about covid?”
“I have Hep B.”
Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Saturday, December 5, 2020
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Thursday, October 29, 2020
Enrico? Federico?
"Co&Co Cola, the official soft drink of the interchangeable Italians in your life."
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
1-Ply
"I'm just the toilet paper to clean gross assholes. Too bad I'm like 1-ply. So someone will also get shit on."
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Not Having Babies
"Shut this construction site down. This is now a playground only. Don't worry about the foundations, we'll just turn it into a skate park. People can do flips and shit on it. It'll be great. but the important thing is that these are union workers, send them home now. It's over, girls."
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