Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Get Out

"i dont think you could ever warn someone about the industry though
like they wouldnt listen
when you're outside you have the most rose colored glasses in the world
and you think "man if i could just animate a leaf in a pixar film, i'll settle for being paid in john lasseter farts"
but then when you animate that leaf and work dat OT all week and on Friday your paycheck of farts comes in a mostly used Dasani bottle you question your life"

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Volcanos

FJ:  So this exists: https://www.bungee.com/bzapp/volcano/index.html  And ONLY $16,000!  What a steal!
DT:  Dude just tell them you'll pay afterwards and cut your cord on the way down.  Freeeeeeeeeeeee suicide.

Andy and Don are the Same Person

AL:  What should I do with my life?
DT:  Volcano.  Suicide.