COVID

CO: Anyone ever notice the Coronavirus tool on the Anim Shelf?
FJ: It's a handy scale tool actually. Try it out for scaling up/down the curves in the Graph Editor.
CO: Can it flatten the curve though?

Looking for Feedback

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Okta Codes

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Summons

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I'm Not Even Joking, I'd Quit

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Sisig

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Gas Station Frankies

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