Daughters

"You're like part grandpa, part daddy."

Josh Homme

"The coolest dick on the planet."

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AU:  Well, I'm stumped.
KD:  That's insane, we really gotta get to the root of the problem here.
AU:  I can see people branch off to a different route.
KD:  I guess you have to, this kind of blockage really leaves you with no choice.
BP:  I wish someone wood move them.
KD:  Fir sure.
BP:  Just waiting for the right branch of workers I guess.
KD:  You'll know when you cedaright people cleaning it up.
BP:  I should hope so... It's borderline treeson how long this is taking.
KD:  Yeah we should stop.. Been pining away at this for too long.
BP:  Yeah... You can only appreciate acorny joke for so long.
AU:  Bircha you guys didn't expect this.

Motorbike Polo

"Someone's gonna die."

Getting Older

"My biggest fear these days is shitting my pants."

Post-Birth

I asked my friend how it's been a week after giving birth, everything she told me was a whole lot of NOPE.

Your Logic is Flawed

JH: The points highlighted in green are priority.

GD: But green means done.

JH: No, green like "go." And red like "stop...." Shut up!