Industry Slump

MS:  "[Studio Name] is about to shut down."
JH:  "Fuuuuuuu"
MS:  "Yeah :( What to do!"
JH:  "Marry rich!"

Recruitment

"It’s a bit too much for me! :) I blog about eggs!"

Bra Tricks at the Bus Stop

"She's working hard for your meat token."

Well, this is awkward

"That's awesome!  I mean... I didn't mean that your grandma's boobs are I awesome, I just meant... I gotta go."

I Forgot How We Got Here

"I've probably spent more time touching myself than a girl has spent touching someone else's penis."

Bird is the word

"Do any of you guys know any good falconers?"

Yo Dawg

"I heard crunching is fun so I made visual studio crash so you crunch some time while you're crunching..."