What is Mars' Number One Export?

"Fucking sweet dunks."

Samsung Note 7

"Just carry your phone naked."

Tacos

"Oh, this one's peeing into the other."

Dealdos

AR: Nobody goes to sex shops at one in the afternoon.

SF: But that's when you get the best deals!

The Secret Lives of Cam Gnomes

"They have gnome names. I said what I said!"

The Poverty Wheel

"Trip to Detroit!"

Suspenders and Belt Faux Pas

"If a guy can't trust his own pants, how can I trust him?"