Married With Children

RS:  The other thing I remember is when Al would put his hand in his pants.
MS:  Why would you do that?
RS:  It's just comforting.  Touch your pubes.

Canadian Tire

RS:  Did you guys buy tires?
RW:  No.  Canadians.

Overtime

"If I got killed by pointy things* now, it might not be so bad."

*Reaver pointy things

Benefits

"Friends with medical and dental benefits."

The Hobbit 3: The Hobbitting!

KD:  Going to this opening day, I've made a hobbit of doing that for all the movies.
AU:  This movie is so long it'll dragon and on and on...
TK:  If you like it then you should've put a Ring on it.
MS:  AU, don't dwarf the epicness of this film.
TCR:  I can't wait to see it and sit down with my precious and start goblin on that hot buttered popcorn.
KD:  It's going to be epic, no matter what, it'll be an ENTertaining movie.
TCR:  KD, I am shocked you made that joke, I thought you were shire than that!
DS:

That One Mocap Actor's Data That Pisses You Off

"Come visit my website, thatfuckingguy.com"

Want Some of My Bagel?

"I didn't think you could back wash a bagel."