That One Mocap Actor's Data That Pisses You Off

"Come visit my website, thatfuckingguy.com"

Want Some of My Bagel?

"I didn't think you could back wash a bagel."

I Don't Really Like Sherlock

RW:  He's an asshole and I don't really like assholes.
JD:  No, you do like assholes.
RW:  Well, in my private life...
JD:  You mean our private life.

I Misheard You #13

"Funnier than a hearse full of ducks."

Witcher 3

KD:  That first soldier sure got a bird's eye view of everything.
JM:  Eye see what you did there...
TK:  It's not something to crow about.
TCR:  I bet you really had to hunt and peck for that last pun...
KD:  I generally don't have to think for very long for a pun, I just wing it.
AU:  Now that one just flew over my head... Someone spell it out for me.
TCR:  Sometimes you just need some perspective on this, "a bird's eye view" if you will...
TK:  You just repeated KD's pun.  Did you go stark raven mad?
KD:  Not sure if that upped the ante... More like just adding some feathering to pretty it up.
TCR:  I apologize, I didn't meen to rook KD's pun out from under him.
KD:  Glad you apologized, was about to beak you off.
BP:  Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not lose our heads here.
JM:  Everybody feather get back to work.
DS:  I suspect fowl play.
DS:  I only saw one crow in that whole intro.  I guess that'd be an (puts on sunglasses) attempted murder?
TCR:  Who keeps egging you people on?
KD:  Sometimes I just feel the need to crack out of my shell.

I Can See The Music

"I remember my drug days.  All 5 of them."

Home Time

"Making like a baby and heading out!"