Stupid Non-Baby

"Hmm I gotta come up with a dark matter analogy for a non-existent fetus."

Almond Milk

"It's like it's trying to be a flavour."

An Old Tale

A friend once woke up from a nap, helped himself to a large plate of spaghetti his friends had made, continued to take his seat at the table, while holding the plate at an angle allowing the spaghetti to slowly slide off and onto his clothes.  His reaction was:

"What is wrong with this spaghetti??!"

Upon Discovering Nudity Mods for The Sims

"Good for them!"

Awesome Tagline

"Party at RS's funeral."

Career Stuff

BR:  Now that they know you are a better animator than Jesus.
MS: Jesus couldn't turn water into spline.

Pleatherrealm

"The most vegan-friendly fetish bar."