Calamari

"If pig anus tastes like calamari, then I like pig anus."

ADP

"eTime giveth and eTime taketh away."

Bowel Workout Sundays

MS:  OH i forgot.  How was your last poop?
HY:  hmmm.  it was ok
MS:  Okay good to hear, I'll pass on the word
HY:  it required little effort. sometimes i do like the challenge
MS:  LOL
HY:  only on sundays

That Doesn't Sound Suspicious At All

"Nobody told nothing to Fabian."