Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Monday, January 30, 2017

My Dad is a Man of Zero Class

"He gives negative fucks.  He went into fuck debt."

Teetertots

"Tater tots for toddlers on the edge."

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Hercules' Death

"These clothes are lit as fuck."

How Did We Ever Reach Adulthood?

"I'm not sure, I think in all other parallel universes, I died choking myself out in 5th grade or something like that. This is the best timeline for me."

More Hot Key Action

"I shave my fingers to animate faster."

Movie Theatres

"Amazing animals and where they are."

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Backstory

"Mistletoe was out of town."

Super Power

"Can I land on three points?"

Friday, January 20, 2017

Meitu

"Apparently Jack is kawaii as fuck."

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

At Least We Didn't Dab

"Back in my day, we just choked ourselves out."

Friday, January 6, 2017

Advice On Stress

MD:  So I'll tell you a story I just told the dude who sits next to me: (cuz everyone stresses).  I used to stress a lot about animating and then I realized that my dad was a spy... A bad day for him, people died... A bad day for me, NO ONE dies... So just chill the fuck out.
MS:  Your dad was a spy??!
MD:  That's not the take away!!