Star Wars

"This is a spoiler-free zone!"

Stoic

OL: Okay, so what is a good description of a man?

JK: Ryan Gosling.

Wintermelon

"You know it's done when it's soft."

Animator Love

*Designer leaving the Animator area as animators are just arriving*
"I don't need you!"

Daughters

"You're like part grandpa, part daddy."

Josh Homme

"The coolest dick on the planet."

More Punny Animators

AU:  Well, I'm stumped.
KD:  That's insane, we really gotta get to the root of the problem here.
AU:  I can see people branch off to a different route.
KD:  I guess you have to, this kind of blockage really leaves you with no choice.
BP:  I wish someone wood move them.
KD:  Fir sure.
BP:  Just waiting for the right branch of workers I guess.
KD:  You'll know when you cedaright people cleaning it up.
BP:  I should hope so... It's borderline treeson how long this is taking.
KD:  Yeah we should stop.. Been pining away at this for too long.
BP:  Yeah... You can only appreciate acorny joke for so long.
AU:  Bircha you guys didn't expect this.

Motorbike Polo

"Someone's gonna die."

Getting Older

"My biggest fear these days is shitting my pants."

Post-Birth

I asked my friend how it's been a week after giving birth, everything she told me was a whole lot of NOPE.

Your Logic is Flawed

JH: The points highlighted in green are priority.

GD: But green means done.

JH: No, green like "go." And red like "stop...." Shut up!

From 10 to 35 Bugs

"Yup. This Crown Royal is gonna come in handy."

Addictions

"I used to be tethered to my phone, but then I sold it for cocaine!"

Hookers

"Hey, how come people always leave a conversation when we start talking about hookers?"

Throwback Tuesday

Programmer #1: It's like writing code and no one ever using it.
Programmer #2: It's like rain on your wedding day.

Adult Diapers

"What's your tell?"

4 Versus 4

"You boys are in trouble"
"I'm taking you to school and teaching you P.E."

New Job Feels

MS: The worst feeling is being useless at work.

MD: Oh yeah, just ask Guy.

Negotiation

"If you are not laughing at your salary when you ask for it you aren't doing it right."

All Inclusive

KW: The shirt I arrived in is too tight.

AH: I'm sure it's because this experience made you grow as a person.

Last Name: Law

"If you were a lawyer and married a waiter you could be Law and Order."

Dreams

"I don't want to sleep with a mermaid!"

I Can't Animate the World, Guys

"Yes you can, it's just the rotation."

I Don't Even

"Aw, I popped my jubilex all over the table."

I Think You Should Buy It

"That’ll hurt when I do it, like passing a kidney stone…But then you realize it was just a large toy."
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/marvel-iron-man-mark-xxv-striker-hot-toys-902312/

Letting Go of Old Friends

"And we used to shit our pants, but now we no longer do."

Dragons of Takir

"And now, I shuffle awkwardly with dragons!"

Ring of Fire

"I always thought this song was about STDs."