Fiddy Sense

"If you think about it, it makes 50 cents."

Post Party

"I peed in the alley for you."

#SandySez #1

"Coconut orgasm."

Prometheus

"I'm not Anti-metheus, but I'm not Pro-metheus."

I Forgot To Try So Now I Have Three Arms

"Look at you being all bilaterally symmetrical!"

Horse Animations

"Give his horse a little tug."

Following Lego Instructions

"I'm just slow poking it."

Having Children

"And you can't undo it. Oh! Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!"

When's Your Last Day?

BP:  We're gonna give you tequila shots.  And then you'll come back to work smashed.
MS:  Then I'll check everything out.  Change all the files.  Check them back in.  Then check them back out.  And kick in the monitor.

Come Sit With Us

"You can sit on my lap, and see what comes up first."

Wang'imators

"Chicken wangs?"

Food is Here?

"Wah wah wee wah."

Married With Children

RS:  The other thing I remember is when Al would put his hand in his pants.
MS:  Why would you do that?
RS:  It's just comforting.  Touch your pubes.

Canadian Tire

RS:  Did you guys buy tires?
RW:  No.  Canadians.

Overtime

"If I got killed by pointy things* now, it might not be so bad."

*Reaver pointy things

Benefits

"Friends with medical and dental benefits."

The Hobbit 3: The Hobbitting!

KD:  Going to this opening day, I've made a hobbit of doing that for all the movies.
AU:  This movie is so long it'll dragon and on and on...
TK:  If you like it then you should've put a Ring on it.
MS:  AU, don't dwarf the epicness of this film.
TCR:  I can't wait to see it and sit down with my precious and start goblin on that hot buttered popcorn.
KD:  It's going to be epic, no matter what, it'll be an ENTertaining movie.
TCR:  KD, I am shocked you made that joke, I thought you were shire than that!
DS:

That One Mocap Actor's Data That Pisses You Off

"Come visit my website, thatfuckingguy.com"

Want Some of My Bagel?

"I didn't think you could back wash a bagel."