I Don't Really Like Sherlock

RW:  He's an asshole and I don't really like assholes.
JD:  No, you do like assholes.
RW:  Well, in my private life...
JD:  You mean our private life.

I Misheard You #13

"Funnier than a hearse full of ducks."

Witcher 3

KD:  That first soldier sure got a bird's eye view of everything.
JM:  Eye see what you did there...
TK:  It's not something to crow about.
TCR:  I bet you really had to hunt and peck for that last pun...
KD:  I generally don't have to think for very long for a pun, I just wing it.
AU:  Now that one just flew over my head... Someone spell it out for me.
TCR:  Sometimes you just need some perspective on this, "a bird's eye view" if you will...
TK:  You just repeated KD's pun.  Did you go stark raven mad?
KD:  Not sure if that upped the ante... More like just adding some feathering to pretty it up.
TCR:  I apologize, I didn't meen to rook KD's pun out from under him.
KD:  Glad you apologized, was about to beak you off.
BP:  Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not lose our heads here.
JM:  Everybody feather get back to work.
DS:  I suspect fowl play.
DS:  I only saw one crow in that whole intro.  I guess that'd be an (puts on sunglasses) attempted murder?
TCR:  Who keeps egging you people on?
KD:  Sometimes I just feel the need to crack out of my shell.

I Can See The Music

"I remember my drug days.  All 5 of them."

Home Time

"Making like a baby and heading out!"

Stupid Non-Baby

"Hmm I gotta come up with a dark matter analogy for a non-existent fetus."

Almond Milk

"It's like it's trying to be a flavour."

An Old Tale

A friend once woke up from a nap, helped himself to a large plate of spaghetti his friends had made, continued to take his seat at the table, while holding the plate at an angle allowing the spaghetti to slowly slide off and onto his clothes.  His reaction was:

"What is wrong with this spaghetti??!"

Upon Discovering Nudity Mods for The Sims

"Good for them!"

Awesome Tagline

"Party at RS's funeral."

Career Stuff

BR:  Now that they know you are a better animator than Jesus.
MS: Jesus couldn't turn water into spline.

Pleatherrealm

"The most vegan-friendly fetish bar."