There's Never Food in the Fridge

"This is why we don't have wives." (said by two females)

I Misheard You #12

MS: We haven't even found time to play Portal together.
IC: *laughing very hard*

He thought I said "porno."

I Can Tell You About Last of Us

"Wait, don't tell me about it.  Because I might see it maybe never."

I Have No Idea How Carrots Work

"Do you want a floppy carrot?"

Eating Carrots

"Put it in your mouth.... Slower."

What if They Paid You Your Wage In Food?

".. That's a lot of food though."

Can You Just Give Me $50,000?

"And then we heli'd off the heli."

The Life of an Animator

"We breathe life into animation by draining our own."

Full Circle

At the start of dinner...
BP:  For some reason I woke up with dry lips.  I'm not sure why.

At the end of dinner...
BP:  I don't want to take the leftovers home.  I want to take you home, A.
AU:  I'll keep your lips moist.

Mohawk Mullets

KS:  I'd throw up.
RS:  Throw up, then give the guy a high five.

Rice Krispies

"I've never met a person who hates Rice Krispie squares.  If I ever find the person, I'm gonna tell them 'You're a fucking idiot!'"