For Ages 4-6

"They don't want dumb kids to feel stupid."

Doge Days

DC:  such hump
MS: so love
BC: Thats my neighbour
BB: so speed

My Colleagues are Punny

BB: so.. anyone hear of the bride that drowned?

DC: did she get cold feet?
BB: a little too wet behind the ears
BN: the husband had a sinking feeling the whole time

What Does It Mean?

"Can you turn down the wazoo by about 50%?"

He's a Stealth Ginger

"Just a hint of ginger."

Sick Day

"No French kissing.  At least not today."

It's Friday

"It's a good time to go, your pants are still on."

Bubbletea Discussion

"Yeah, I don't like the small balls."

My Lead Is Punny #2

"in'whale ex'whale"

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My Lead Is Punny #1

Q:  $299?!!?! If I want to lose weight, I'll just buy $299 worth of meth. Less work."
B:   lol. it really 'Meth-es' you up"

(Wo)Man Crushes

"Tom Hiddelston: Friend request.  Jennifer Lawrence:  Friend request."

Reverse Engineering

"We're like Home Depot employees.  Let's find it together! Why don't you follow me around the store?"

Tuesday Morning

"Let's get this old guy some teeth!"

The Man Pit

"Care to swim in my dude pool?"

This is How I Feel to be at Zero Bugs

ANT, You Are Taking Too Long

"TODAY, I AM CANCELING THE ANT-POCALYPSE!"

Perforce Haikus

Perforce slow again
waiting so I can work soon
write haiku instead
~YTS


Angry emails sent
Phone calls were more effective
Perforce responsive now
~KL


K, haiku is 5-7-5, not 5-7-6. Sneaky sneaky.
Regards,
Haiku police

Branches

"Take a dump on Monday."

Industry Slump

MS:  "[Studio Name] is about to shut down."
JH:  "Fuuuuuuu"
MS:  "Yeah :( What to do!"
JH:  "Marry rich!"

Recruitment

"It’s a bit too much for me! :) I blog about eggs!"