For Ages 4-6

"They don't want dumb kids to feel stupid."

Doge Days

DC:  such hump
MS: so love
BC: Thats my neighbour
BB: so speed

My Colleagues are Punny

BB: so.. anyone hear of the bride that drowned?

DC: did she get cold feet?
BB: a little too wet behind the ears
BN: the husband had a sinking feeling the whole time

What Does It Mean?

"Can you turn down the wazoo by about 50%?"

He's a Stealth Ginger

"Just a hint of ginger."

Sick Day

"No French kissing.  At least not today."