It's Friday

"It's a good time to go, your pants are still on."

Bubbletea Discussion

"Yeah, I don't like the small balls."

My Lead Is Punny #2

"in'whale ex'whale"

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My Lead Is Punny #1

Q:  $299?!!?! If I want to lose weight, I'll just buy $299 worth of meth. Less work."
B:   lol. it really 'Meth-es' you up"

(Wo)Man Crushes

"Tom Hiddelston: Friend request.  Jennifer Lawrence:  Friend request."

Reverse Engineering

"We're like Home Depot employees.  Let's find it together! Why don't you follow me around the store?"

Tuesday Morning

"Let's get this old guy some teeth!"