This is How I Feel to be at Zero Bugs

ANT, You Are Taking Too Long

"TODAY, I AM CANCELING THE ANT-POCALYPSE!"

Perforce Haikus

Perforce slow again
waiting so I can work soon
write haiku instead
~YTS


Angry emails sent
Phone calls were more effective
Perforce responsive now
~KL


K, haiku is 5-7-5, not 5-7-6. Sneaky sneaky.
Regards,
Haiku police