"I would buy you a 50 million dollar ring."
"But you could buy a panda with that money!"

Do Your Job

"Because customer service here is like making a pass at someone's mom."

Roady Run

"I don't think the problem is his arms.  I think the problem is his body.  And his arms."

Come Look At This

Me:  The reason why I toned down the torso was because I hate the rotation on it.  I hate it, I fucking hate it.
Wi:  Tell me how you really feel.
Me:  I hate it.
Wi:  Why don't you tell me how you really feel?
Me:  I love it, I love it so much.
Wi:  Would you marry it?
Me:  I would marry it.
Wi:  Would you marry it twice?
Me:  I'd marry it twice.  I'd marry it, divorce it, then marry it again.
Wi:  And then you'd have hate babies.
Me:  I'd have hate babies with twisted torso rotations and short arms.

That Ass

"I hate it when his butt sticks out like this.  But then I'm good at fixing it, I'm like, 'Aww yeah, I'll fix that butt.'"

Detonate this!

"you should have blown him against the window"

I Would Be A Terrible Gay Man

"I can't fit big things in my mouth."

Who's Allan?

First this: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/wbkz8/looks_like_someone_at_eidos_didnt_do_their_job/

Then this at work regarding rumours of a Kane & Lynch movie:

Gatekeepers

"There is no art in the world that cannot be ruined by code."

Play Session

"I turned him off and it's still poking me."

Animation Meetings

"Don't spoon me."