Hanging Lights

"It's a little like shower sex"

Pfft, Programmers

"Animators are so much cooler!"

Post Game

"Like sex on a shirt."

Oldschool

"We're Vikings of the games industry! Raping and pillaging deadlines!"

Foot to Mouth

"I have a short upper body... Just putting it out there."

Dancing Like An Aussie

"I like dancing because it makes my boobs feel wobbly."

Weapon Designers

"I don't want to be teabagged."
"You'll learn to like it."

Bike

"My bike loves hugging dicks."