Where Babies Come From

"Get the birthing stick!"

Talking to Designers

"I'm not even on the food chain."

Tasty Friday

"I can't hear you, Thomas. I'm busy building my burger."

Except Here

"One does not simply code for AI!"

Swayze

"I like Patrick Swayze's balls. So shiny."

Non-Atkins

"My diet is carbon-based."

White Men Can't Dance

"There's white, and then there's Danish."

Gastro-Intestinal Surgeons Are...

"I am the ultimate ass man."

Magic

"And then take a picture of me holding my water of glass."

Double Standards

"If a hot guy poured it down my throat."

How To Get Into The Games Industry

1. Buy a gun
2. Steal a car
3. Try to run
4. Don't get far
5. Work in games.