I Must Inform You

‎"I have really hot farts."

Footage Loose

Another example of why Animators are Awesome!

Just Not the Same

"Martin has a special banana."

I Misheard You #12

"Can I have one or two of your peanus?" [sic]

Aussie Fashion Sense

"I just want to wear what I normally wear, and normally I don't wear a lot of clothes."

Let Me Explain How Games Are Made

"When a producer and a designer love each other, they get together and make an engine.  Sometimes this takes years and years."

What Would I Use This For?

"There's a pickup in 4B called titty grease."

Let Me Goggle That For You

Animation Optimization

"One animation to rule them all."

Sneezing

"It's a conspiracy in my face."

Thought It, Didn't Say It

"He's complaining again, but there's nothing I can do to calm his storm."

Getting Latest

S: I'm going to kill and sync.
W: Why don't you like Justin Timberlake?

Warm fuzzy feelings

"...but he put a smiley face in there! What more could you want?"

Salma Hayek

"Now I have to go and boil my dinosaur."

Naming the Floors

"I'm looking for Will."
"Oh, he's up on Simon."

"I need to go down on Ronnie."

Closer

"I feel like I have to close the gap and be closer to the chips."

Blasphemy

"Looks like a dingo mauled your pizza!"

Logic

"Well if everybody is going to go, then everybody will go."

Orange

"You're turning into a Danish girl."

Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

"You have to multitask. Eat cake while in the shower."

Learning to Snowboard

"This is my favourite position."

The French

"You don't carry your suitcase, you make love to it."