Friday, February 24, 2012

Sprint Review Meeting

"He did it with his naked cock."

"As long as you don't want to put your cock on someone."

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

How to Sleep Sitting Up

"I wonder how many chins you need before you have a fat neck?"

Monday, February 20, 2012

Paternity Leave

"If something that big comes out of my vagina, I'm keeping it!"

.. somewhere..

"I heard somebody say something smart at some point.."

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Beckham

"He's just a piece of meat and I'm a carnivore."

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Desserts

"Sequences should all be chocolate sprinkles."

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

What's Going On?

"Seems like there's baby-making juice in the water."

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Blood Oranges

"I dunno, it's kinda like a taste journey."