Christmas Ranting

"It's not like you could fill a theatre by showing them text."

Choices

"Some days, I'd rather be shot at."

Skyrim

"You cannot loot in beast form."

Blue Cheese

"I sense it like Highlanders sense each other."

More Flavour to Mouth

"God saw ranch dip and decided to make broccoli."

Pasta Talk

"Screws aren't fun."

What Would Ronnie Do #1

"If I made a game it would kick Max Payne in the balls."

Rigged and Ready

First Mom Joke

R:  Thank you for your help.
T:  It cost you $20 for me just coming over there.
R:  You can take it from your mother after I'm done with her.