Animation Critique

"Simon doesn't know what he's talking about, he's got the pox!"

His Status Report

"I have to sit on his face."

I Bet Auditors Don't Have These Conversations

"What??  What kind of dildos are you using?"

Anatomy

T:  This reminds me of a mumu.
J:  What's a mumu?
T:  A woman's second ass-crack.

Peanut Butter on Rye Bread?!

"It's like you're molesting my mother right in front of me."

Food Transportation

"Rice and potatoes are just a vehicle to get flavour from the plate to your mouth."

Living to Eat

"My taste buds have been attending a metal concert for the last 34 years, whereas yours have just been listening to birds chirping."