Sucker Punch Part Deux

"Zack Schnyder can hug a dick!"

Boxing

W: "There's boobies on the side of this box."
J: "There may be boobies in the future."

How's It Hanging...

F: Will you do me the honor of supporting my rig?
C: What's that? The equivalent of a Danish reach-around?

Gym Buddies

"Things change, people get cats and move on with their lives."

I Misheard You #10

W:  If you don't do it, no one will.
M:  I don't drink no more?

Love

"I love all things motorized."

Automatic Automobiles

"You can't shift gears and press buttons at the same time."

What She Said

"You are not putting it anywhere 'til I see it."

That Was Short-Lived or I Misheard You #9

"Hot load?"

A Good Answer

W: Who has famously good boobs?
D: ...YES!

South Africa

"Re-fucking-public. We are not like Canada who has the queen's face on their money. We have fucking elephants."

Just Smile and Wave

"Rape? No don't worry."

Wood

"So much wood."

Details

"Part of my body was in her mouth, technically that counts as sex."

Cake to Mouth or I Misheard You #8

MA: You guys haven't even had the cake yet.
W: There is cake all up in my mouth, whatever.

The Plus Face

P: Why did you cut yourself?
WTF: On the plus face!

Meaning of life

D: Why are we here?
W: Why aren't we here?

She said...

"I don't understand girls sometimes."

2 Pirates, 1 Cup

"That pirate cup is a stolen cup that gives you syphilis."

Mac vs PC

"Sony products look like concept art from Star Wars."

Suckerpunch

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/suckerpunch/

"It's like coming in the face of human history."

"This is like streaking in a convent."

"There's a lot of things I'd rather run my genitals over."

S:  This movie has everything in it.
M:  Except story!

Analogy #2

You are like an Outlook meeting notification without the Dismiss button.

Draw Me a Bucket of Ass

"What did it look like?  Like a muffin of ass?"