Therefore

M:  This arm is ass.  I shouldn't f*ck with it.
W:  Stop f*cking with that ass.

My Hips Don't Lie

"But my ass lies about being Sean Connery all the time."

Human Warmth

"This isn't the early '90s anymore, nobody talks now."

Design By Ass

"It stinks like a bucket of ass."

Food Goes In Here

"I have a mouth if you need help eating."

That's a Nice Wii

"It's like coke at a party.  It's just a social lubricant."

Analogy #1

The snow is white like a fresh piece of A4 paper from the printer room, but not one that's been printed on.

6-Pack Smile

"So full of charm its like they punched you in the eyeball with some meat."

I Misheard You #7

M:  You're the networking dude.
W:  Did you just call me a gimp?

Biiiiyooooo!

"Who needs words when you've got sounds?"

Misheard #6

"You don't know who wants to be in a seahorse?"

I Misheard You #5

W:  Have you posted it yet?
M:  Bacon?

Battle Los Angeles

W:  Why would aliens want to invade Los Angeles?
M:  Why wouldn't they?
W:  They would just land there and be like, "Fail.."
M:  Los Angeles is full of attractive people.
W:  What would aliens want with big blonde boobs?
M:  What wouldn't they want with big blonde boobs?  What do you know about aliens?  Maybe they need them to fuel their motherships.

Falling from space

"Freefalling at 1000km/h must give you some serious speed wobble."

Google searches

"As long as all you are getting is cocks and stuff it's okay, right?