That Doesn't Sound Right

"Somebody messed up my male and female pre-fabs!"

Broken builds

"...f***ing communists!"

Another Piece of Asian Parental Advice

"No boyfriend until you're married!"

Tell Me About Denmark?

"You cannot be told what Denmark is, you have to experience for yourself."

Tiger Woods

"How many parents does he have?"

"Like.....5!"

Mothers

"Don't make me go Chinese Mother on you!"

Winter Layering

"I got sweet arm vents."