She Said...

"I'm running out of sausage to work with."

I Am So SMRT

"Being smart is not part of my job description."

I Asked A Child...

M:  "...what are you going to be when you grow up?"
E:  "An adult."

Why Don't You Be More Awesome?

"I am already at the max of awesome."

Birds and bees

"Mommy, where does the internet come from?"

Butter Buddies

"I like to smear smør all over myself."

Vertical Snow

"This snow is like crazy talk."