A Typical Breakfast Conversation

"I choose you, Cloacachu!"

Brainstorming

My lead wants to work in the think tank of Awesome. I'd love one of those business cards.

Things I Learned #1

At lunch I learned that it's common practice to check your children for threadworms while they sleep.

The Holy Trinity

We think the reason Segal, Van Damme and Norris haven't been in a movie together is because the universe would implode and reset.